Meet the Uber Bastard*

Chris; aka Paul. E. Parlays

Driver, Writer, Creative, Non-Influencer Influencer, Basketballer

About

Chris holds a Bachelor’s in Engineering from Fairfield University, which frankly he isn’t too too proud of.

Fortunately for him he can maneuver his wrists enough to manipulate a steering wheel to drive, and a pen to provide signature for an economy sedan every one and a half years.

Believe it or not Chris is actually somewhat passionate about driving Ridersahre.

He currently manages his blog, this blog. He has spent a few years slaving away in semiconductor plants and is totally over corporate.

Originally from Boston, he studied in Connecticut and even attended a Boot Camp in New Jersey for Python Programming, where he found himself driving Uber instead of studying code. Yes, driving Uber in New Jersey, the “Armpit.”

He loves painting, yoga, believe it or not, and betting on sports proper.

INFLUENCED BY:

Hunter S. Thompson

Tom Delonge and various other Punk Rock Bands

Elon Musk

Steve Nash

Joseph Hubertus Pilates

Frank

Shawn Michaels

Joe Rogan and Russell Brand

Get in touch

Chris is rarely available for side collaborations (#collabs) and talks/podcasts worldwide. Chris calls upon his alter-ego “Paul Elonzo Parlays” to heed all business inquiries. You can reach him @pauleparlays @pauleparlays@gmail.com –If you want to chat about baseball, betting, blogging, driving, or anything else, don’t hesitate to leave a comment.

He might get back to you.

Don’t read too much into these social links.

Other Writing:

Baseball Leans

Sports Writing (Baseball/Basketball)

Deadlines, deadlines, deadlines!