Your car can be in two modes. I like to think of them as “Pristine” (clean), and “Operable.” What do I mean by this? Well, if you hadn’t guessed, this post is about keeping your car clean. Let’s get it.
(Cue Dubstep House Intro)
Pristine.
I recommend vacuuming your car at least every Sunday –that’s once a week.
Every two weeks, clean the shit out of your car. What I mean is don’t just take the actual trash and shit out of your car but actually clean the fuckin shit out of it. Pretend you are your own Auto Detail. Windex, alcohol wipes, Q-Tips, Clorox products. Do it. Empty the trunk. And make it pristine. The goal is to absolutely get a tip on your next client.
The other mode, is:
Operable.
Operable is when your seats may have some crumbs on them. You might have some sh*t in the back… but your still able to get rides. When you do Uber for more than a couple months you will know what the hell I am talking about.
“God knows what’s gonna pull up tonight, to pick you up…Some guy in a Ford Festiva!!? Groceries in the back? … What’s goin’ on back here, Guy are you on an errand!?”
~Sebastian Maniscalco on “Uber”
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