Race for the wha?

Yesterday was the last Presidential debate, but you wouldn’t know it if you watched the news. Those candidates playing off each other’s talking points all day last week, it was like they were debating in the same room from different scenic backdrops.

I received four different over-sized glossy mailers today. I was averaging one a day for the last few weeks, but today I was inundated. It irks me because you can’t even put this trash in the fireplace as it burns a noxious green flame with all its toxic colored glossiness.

I lost interest when I found out that McCain had invited Governor Palin to be his running mate. I wasn’t a fan of any particular candidate, but the one thing I thought for sure is that John McCain was taking this election deadly serious. If for a second I was deluded that the Presidential election was about picking the best person for the job, it had been shattered at that moment.

Perhaps I’m just retarded, it’s often difficult to understand economies of scale. The same methods you use to pay your bills every month are certainly not in effect when a country’s lease becomes due. Everyone mentions this $700,000,000,000 bailout as if it was business as usual. All I see is people being rewarded for being irresponsible. I didn’t take out a sub-prime mortgage because I knew it was a bad idea. I’m not ‘banker saavy’, shit I can’t even be bothered to balance my own bank account but one thing I know is I wouldn’t give my spare change to the people these fucking morons were giving 110% mortgages to for overvalued property. I guess we really don’t know that this was the largest step away from our founding fathers we’ve taken since FDR’s New Deal. All as we wondered who would take care of Palin’s retarded offspring.

One thing to note is with a Democratic Congress, Obama could relive those post-depression epic 100 days and cement a place in history as the man who made us more socialized than the ever maligned French. I suppose that beats the four year stalemate you would experience under a McCain/Palin regime. But then who’s got time for congress when you have wars to wage in Russia and Iran.

Global Warming is making Canada more attractive every year.